You really want to get my attention?  Make a "Weird Al" reference. That man is the greatest musical genius of modern times.  No joust, no arguments. The Titans, on the other hand... Well, they give it a fair shake.  While watching a reality singing competition show thing on TV (where Raven is inexplicably a judge)…

Ahhh, prom.  It's been... quite some time since I went to prom, but what I mostly remember about it was that it cost a lot of money and I unfortunately dressed in a vest that matched the catering staff.  That was hilarious. Prom itself is seen as a necessary event in any teenager's life, though,…

Remember a while back when DC released Teeny Titans?  It was a promotional tie-in for a mobile game that I'm not sure anyone ever played.  There was no resolution within the comic itself, and it was literally nothing more than a twenty-page advertisement. Even still, it was so much better than this. "Goblin Catch 'Em…

The Titans have fallen before that wretched foe.  The one we all fear.  The one that, inevitably, will come for us all. I'm speaking, of course, of... Code violations and exorbitant household repairs. Yes, even after saving Jump City yet again, the Titans are still susceptible to the most mundane, frustrating realities of everyday life. …

February 14th is approaching quickly, and love is in the air around Titans Tower.  Robin, ever the lovesick Boy Wonder, seeks refuge in the tower's (only, it seems) bathroom to try and put to paper the perfect words to describe his love of Starfire. It goes about as well as you'd expect™. Fearing unbearable embarrassment…

Break out your beach blankets and suntan lotion, work on your volleyball game, because it's time for spring break. I... has Garth ever been to the beach?  Borscht?  Ok then... And wait, it's January.  Spring break is in, what, March?  I don't know, I haven't had one in over a decade so I forget, but…

This is dumb. I can appreciate dumb. This is also really silly. To that point, I can also appreciate silliness. Problem is, nothing ever really meshes.  This is a prime example of a Teen Titans Go! installment that is just... there. The plot: Beast Boy's longtime pet fish Sven (that nobody is aware of) is…

Hijinks ensue as Beast Boy gains a new power: the ability to smell the future. ...wait, what? Huh.  So I did read it right.  Alrighty. This story is so, so goofy, and at first I thought it would be a mild diversion at best.  The concept is dumb and kind of a throwaway, one-joke idea,…

Previously, in Teen Titans Go!... The team was presented with the opportunity to appear in their own TV show.   What would it be?  A hard-hitting drama?  A nostalgic throwback cartoon?  A Spanish telenovela? And just how many man-eating sharks will be involved? Questions will be answered, loyalties will be tested, and suspenders will be…

Join the Titans as they embark on their most ambitious, dangerous mission yet: a two-part adventure! When Hollywood executives come calling, claiming to want to create a television show based on the team, imaginations begin to run wild. Will it be a nature documentary, complete with random shark attacks? Or maybe an action-packed Saturday morning…

I can usually find something good to say about this title, even at its worst.  A few good gags, some lively illustration, an inoffensive story for kids, anything at all that can at least pass for a recommendation.  This month, I'm almost grasping at straws. This isn't bad, mind you, but it isn't good either.…

There are rumblings in Titans Tower. Literal rumblings. Is it an earthquake?  An explosion?  Beast Boy's stomach? Alas, it is far worse: Starfire is sick with the Tameranean flu. This sets in motion the team's desire to help their friend get better. That's really about it, but hey, there are a few good laughs. My…

The Batmobile: sweetest ride ever, or sweetest ride ever? I think we all know the answer. Be it live-action, animated, in a video game, or on the printed page, cruising Gotham's streets or patrolling its skies, Batman's whip is inarguably one of the sweetest set of wheels ever.  The only thing I can think of…

This was fine. Perfectly, utterly fine.  A few chuckles, yet nothing that's overwhelmingly great or aggressively bad.  Just... fine. When the Titans have their powers swapped by Mumbo Jumbo, they have to adjust to their newfound abilities so as to take the villain down. It goes about as well as you'd expect. Fridolfs has a…

Oof, what a weird installment. Usually, I'm pretty easy on this title, as it's pretty much what you expect it to be: a silly tie-in to a TV show, sold for less than a buck to provide at least passable entertainment for children and parents to enjoy together.  There have occasionally been some genuine gems to come…

In my review of the recent Batgirl/Harley Quinn special, I pointed out how much of a jerk Batman was.  Little did I realize how quickly he would be outdone. After wishing for a fairy godmother, only to have Beast Boy rain all over her parade, that delicate flower Starfire retreats to cry while the other…

Teen Titans Go! Digital Issue #26: “Sea Changes” Written by Merrill Hagan Illustrated Lea Hernandez Lettered by Wes Abbott This month, the Titans don't want to clean up their messes. Literally.  As in, Titans Tower is a mess and nobody wants to clean it up. To Merrill Hagan's credit, that isn't the whole story, even…